The Art Teacher

Location: Portland, Oregon, United States

I'm right about everything; so don't question my opinions, because they're actually facts. Moreso, if you try to convince me otherwise, I'll not really argue about the thing being argued about, but instead, I'll attack your integrity as a critic.

Friday, September 30, 2005

Relax, guy!

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Billy Jack

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

So Much Like Sophie's Choice

Friday, September 23, 2005

The Puppet

Like Oktoberfest, without the kraut & beer

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Native to Portland

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Immediate Response

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

What's the deal?

Fix You

Monday, September 19, 2005

No matter who wins, we lose.

Strong Men also Cry

Friday, September 16, 2005

Based on actual events!

What's your name? Who's your daddy?

Some Velvet Morning

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Mild irritation is common

Whatever! I do what I want!

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

The Interview

My job is totally worth the long hours I put in

Keep the dream alive

Do I know what a rhetorical question is?

Wish I wrote this yesterday

My Dog Lola