The Art Teacher

Location: Portland, Oregon, United States

I'm right about everything; so don't question my opinions, because they're actually facts. Moreso, if you try to convince me otherwise, I'll not really argue about the thing being argued about, but instead, I'll attack your integrity as a critic.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Don't hunt bears.

New Large Forehead Edition!

Crass Commercialism!

Come visit my store on CafePress!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

This was completed 5 weeks from today.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Vacuum in 3

A Good Day

Friday, October 12, 2007

I loves me some Cheetos.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Also happens when she hasn't been drinking

Thursday, October 04, 2007

What I've Been Doing

Friday, July 21, 2006


The Art Teacher is on super secret double secret probation, due to lack of funny. If anything funny, picture-wise occurs to me, I'll post it here first, then give the AP a crack at it. Check out my regular blog for more word-oriented things.